Prelude to the end: the history of the Great Orchid War.

Featuring: Rae Lundberg from The Night Post as Leah

https://twitter.com/NightPostPod

https://nightpostpod.com/

And introducing ML Cothran from Elvis Depressedly as Nathaniel (Godwynn)

https://twitter.com/GoinNowheres

https://elvisdepressedly.bandcamp.com/album/who-owns-the-graveyard

Featuring "All Along the Watchtower" by Derek Valen from October's Children.

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Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge

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An micro-epic poem chronicling a man's struggles with addiction, disability, and incarceration.

Content warnings: graphic language and themes, including incarceration, sex, drug use, child birth, and suicide.

Made by Joseph Rutledge

Tales for Howling at the Full Moon

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Opening music by Alexandre Miller.

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Prelude to the end: the history of the Great Orchid War.

Featuring: Rae Lundberg from The Night Post as Leah

https://twitter.com/NightPostPod

https://nightpostpod.com/

And introducing ML Cothran from Elvis Depressedly as Nathaniel (Godwynn)

https://twitter.com/GoinNowheres

https://elvisdepressedly.bandcamp.com/album/who-owns-the-graveyard

Featuring "All Along the Watchtower" by Derek Valen from October's Children.

octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm

https://octoberschildrenpodcast.creator-spring.com/

Thank you, friends, for coming to see us 'round the bend.

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Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge

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Hi friends, Wireland Now is brought to you in conjuction with Gas Station Drugs. It is produced and written by Joseph Rutledge with additional research by Trenton Spann.

Please visit our crowdfunding page (link below) and help us out if you can.

You can find the Plutonomy memos at https://www.patreon.com/wirelandranch on the public feed available to anyone.

Thanks friends, we will see you again soon.

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Where it all goes wrong.   Featuring: Kier Zhou from No Return as Goebbels Chewing the Furniture https://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/   M. Molder from @themooncrownpod as the Palindrome (as always) https://themooncrown.com/   Saph the Something from the Supernatural Protection Company as Abria, Queen of the Lotophages @somethingsaph @thespcpodcast https://redcircle.com/shows/supernatural-protection-company   Thank you friends, for coming to see us 'round the bend.   Wireland Ranch is brought to you in conjunction with gas station drugs (copyright or tm or whatever,) and is able to exist cuz of vie--listeners like you. if you'd like to support us you can do so over on Patreon (but we don't believe in paywalls so really you'd just be a Real Cool Person TM) at https://www.patreon.com/wirelandranch, and please believe any help is deeply appreciated. We love when folks join us on discord so maybe do that as well, link below.   Wireland Ranch is written, narrated, edited and sound designed by Joseph Rutledge Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge   Here's a fuckload (3) of links. Click on one.   Twitter: https://twitter.com/Wireland_Ranch   Website: https://www.wirelandranch.com/   Discord: https://discord.gg/DNvxFuYE     Get bonus content on Patreon

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Episode 8 debuts on June 20th.

See you then friends.

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Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge

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Got a weird message in my voicemail. Thought you all should hear it.

Featuring Pat Robertson (post mortem)

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The Overseer runs.

Featuring:

Jared Carter as Joseph's Ancestor (@desertskiespod on twitter or at https://desertskiespodcast.com)

@themooncrownpod as the Palindrome (https://themooncrownpod.tumblr.com/)

and Derrick Valen as The Heart (@TAudiomancer on twitter)

This episode also features a cover of Working Class Hero by John Lennon performed by @angletonsorchids (https://soundcloud.com/compost-ghoul)

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An HR announcement from Mojave Logistics.

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Agent Orange is processed for entry.

Featuring: Agent Molder (@themooncrownpod) as the Palindrome.

Jessica Berson (@Velveteen_voice) as the Camera.

& Saph the Something (@somethingsaph) as Trigger Warning Individual.

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A news cycle from down here 'round the bend.

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Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge

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Mr. Moldington's Sunrise Freedom Party is the tale of how Moldington ended up at the ranch (this time.)   Thank you friends, for coming to see us 'round the bend.   Wireland Ranch is brought to you in conjunction with gas station drugs (copyright or tm or whatever,) and is able to exist cuz of vie--listeners like you. if you'd like to support us you can do so over on Patreon (but we don't believe in paywalls so really you'd just be a Real Cool Person TM) at https://www.patreon.com/wirelandranch, and please believe any help is deeply appreciated. We love when folks join us on discord so maybe do that as well, link below.   Wireland Ranch is written, narrated, edited and sound designed by Joseph Rutledge Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge   Here's a fuckload (3) of links. Click on one.   Twitter: https://twitter.com/Wireland_Ranch   Website: https://www.wirelandranch.com/   Discord: https://discord.gg/DNvxFuYE   Get bonus content on Patreon

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Something to listen to tonight when yr tucked away in bed.

Sleep tight.

Featuring Starless by King Crimson (1974)

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An orientation video to the depths of Wireland Ranch.

Featuring @somethingsaph and @yoham_tho as JOPH playing the part of Abria.

And, as always, M. Molder as the Palindrome.

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Wireland Ranch is written, narrated, edited and sound designed by Joseph Rutledge

Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge

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Maybe Ben sounds familiar maybe not, who knows?

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Our Driver continues his journey to the Wireland.

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A prisoner at the edge of the world at the beginning of the end of Wireland Ranch.

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A visit to Wireland on 9/11/2001.

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Now we meet the narrator.

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Agent Orange goes to Wireland.   Thank you friends, for coming to see us 'round the bend.   Wireland Ranch is brought to you in conjunction with gas station drugs (copyright or tm or whatever,) and is able to exist cuz of vie--listeners like you. if you'd like to support us you can do so over on Patreon (but we don't believe in paywalls so really you'd just be a Real Cool Person TM) at https://www.patreon.com/wirelandranch, and please believe any help is deeply appreciated. We love when folks join us on discord so maybe do that as well, link below.   Wireland Ranch is written, narrated, edited and sound designed by Joseph Rutledge Worldbuilding and lore by Trenton Spann and Joseph Rutledge   Here's a fuckload (3) of links. Click on one.   Twitter: https://twitter.com/Wireland_Ranch   Website: https://www.wirelandranch.com/   Discord: https://discord.gg/DNvxFuYE   Get bonus content on Patreon

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The Overseer begins his journey to the Wireland.

This episode features outro music by @angletonorchids:

https://twitter.com/AngletonOrchids

https://soundcloud.com/user-306714653-378689799

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911 call leaked by {redacted.} Call was received on the night of August 24, 2021 and made from the vicinity surrounding Pop’s Gasoline and Sundries. Caller remains unidentified. Police were sent to the the approximate GPS coordinates in Palo Verde, CA. No report was filed. The timing of this call is curious to say the least as it was placed 22 miles and 36 minutes away from the initial location of the Blythe incident. Security footage from the area shows what can best be described as a wave of people, trash, and broken street lamps blowing out away from a 2018 Ford Focus.

If anyone has any further information please contact Agent {r e d a c t e d}

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Welcome to the color soaked psychedelic cosmic nightmare

you have yearned for (whether you knew it or not.) Welcome to Wireland Ranch. 

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