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Season 1

  • Episode 56 – Farm Hands 1:32:00

    A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a spider walk into a farm… stop me if you’ve heard this one.

    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

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  • Episode 55 – In The Blinding Light of Day 1:27:57

    As calamity befalls Paragarden, Crater and Celestine must escape the city to somewhere they can rest, recuperate… and attempt a resurrection.

    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters.

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  • Episode 54 – Terminus 1:17:57
    4000 years in the past, Quintessa Sombra tags along with a bookie, a Spectre, and an old sea captain, as they explore the Pitch Black… and attempt to rob an Arcana of its Relic… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 53 – The Pitch Black 1:22:05
    Celestine, Crater, and Rriot remain atop a flooding Paragarden. But for now, our story takes us… elsewhere… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 52 – To Confront a Monster 1:40:10
    Grab your axe, load up your gun-arm, and spark up some of Ma’s good weed. It’s time to fight a Namesferatu.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 51 – Ascension 1:14:33
    The crew enters the Network manifestation of Lux’s office building, and must reach the top to face the Namesferatu himself. But along the way, their path upward is filled with memories, revelations, and the juice of a horny elevator.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (28:51). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 50 – The Precipice 1:21:25

    It’s the day of CGA’s closing ceremonies! Will Team Sprocket’s sheer talent earn them the highest of accolades? Will they ride the nepotism wave to a sweeping victory? Will there be a sick afterparty?? Oh yeah, also Lux is in his Big Sleep, the crew prepares to enter the Networks, and Teaspoon’s mysterious plan is about ready to pop off – but BIG day for Team Sprocket!Special guest this episode include:Madame Psychosis - "Kapow" (22:45)Listen Here

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  • Episode 49 – Sorceled 1:10:01

    Enlisting JD Tective’s help to track down a missing Thirteen, the crew evades a crack team of security professionals to make a subtle entrance into one of Lux’s strongholds. 

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  • Episode 48 – CGA Part II 1:24:26
    The stars of this year’s CGA continue to shine as Team Sprocket and The Damn Good Unwilds battle it out for the favour of the judges and the crowd, and stake their claim as the most Aptitudinous of Colliders.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Special guests this episode include:Altered By Mom - "Dive In" (11:38)Altered By MomVillainest - "Monolith" (54:47)villainest.bandcamp.com Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 47 – CGA Part I 1:19:20
    The wait is over, Colliders! At long last the first day of CGA performances is upon us! Crowd up close to the stage and watch as brand new act The Damn Good Unwilds makes their debut.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Special guests this episode include:The Bare Minimum - "Garbage in my Brain" (42:46)www.thebareminimum.caAnd guest cameo appearance - Mick HutchinsonSupport us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 46 – Epoch (ft. Lexi @blackgirlmage) 1:06:38
    Epoch and Rriot attempt to bargain with The Devil. Crater and Celestine prepare for the roles of a lifetime. The show must - and will - go on.  Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works.https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/@blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 45 – The Resonance Theatre (ft. Lexi @blackgirlmage) 1:11:46
    When Rriot receives a mysterious invitation from an even more mysterious local artist, the crew decides to take in a show at Paragarden’s Resonance Theatre. Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works.https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/@blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 44 – Don’t Know, Ain’t One 1:22:37
    The crew reunites with Hagatha the Hag to talk Grandatoriums, and who should or should not be allowed in them. The Damn Good Unwilds do some press for CGA, and Celestine makes a handshake deal. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 43 – At Kaleidoscope 1:22:55
    With the Minglescapade commenced, Crater gets his mingle on with Patricia and BonBon, while Celestine tries to get a straight answer or two from Uncle Edict. Rriot receives a very tempting proposition. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 42 – VIPCGAGP:VIPMEFVIP 1:28:14
    The crew spruces up their cabooses in preparation for The VIP CGA Gala Presents VIP Minglescapade Extraordinaire for VIPs at Kaleidoscope. When Celestine gets an unexpected PIP message, Crater suggests he consider taking a plus one.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. 33:13 - 33:59 : brief, comical mention of needles. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 41 – Rehearsal 1:24:00
    Rriot “accepts” a task from Lux, Thirteen talks Tutors, Crater gets a check-up, and the crew finally start tuning up for CGA. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 40 – Monophonic 1:13:44
    Crater and Rriot hop a ride into Celestine’s memories as he receives a powerful piece of information. The crew return to Chrissy hoping to make a deal. Rriot plans to get Lux steamed up enough to blow his boiler. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 39 – Debrief 1:12:57
    After another night of visitations from the Arcana, Celestine is left with a cryptic vision involving Finale Thirteen. Crater shares some inspiring news, Rriot prepares to meet with Lux, and the crew make plans to settle some debts, starting in the Fey Zone…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 38 – Bail, Pets, & Veiled Threats 1:25:01
    The situation heats up to a sear as the crew continues to be grilled by a certain carnivorous Diplo captain, who refuses to let them rest for at least 10 minutes before serving up a thick cut of bland intimidation. Luckily, Crater brought enough salt to go around…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 37 – The Precinct 1:11:34
    The crew is split up and brought in for questioning by the Diplos. Crater keeps his cool, Celestine learns a little something about himself, and Rriot shakes things up a bit. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 36 – Famous Last Words 1:12:21
    The battle within the manifested A-Vlad-emy rages on. What will it take to bring Vlad down? What will happen to his thralls if he dies? Exactly how many goats is too many to keep in your bedroom…?Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 35 – My Haunted Boudoire 1:14:22
    The crew continues through the final tier of the Dream Network toward their adversary. Along the way they discover some of Vlad’s most closely-guarded secrets, which they will surely use to gain an advantage in battle and not to simply mock and bully him…Surely…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 34 – Reverie 1:23:43
    Deeper into the Dream Network, the landscape turns colourful, cloudy, and emotional. Faced with their own memories, the crew gets a glimpse into a difficult past and potential futures.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 33 – Smooth as Silk 1:14:28
    After being offered a complimentary beverage, the crew find themselves checked in for an unexpected stay at Vlad’s manor. The staff are a bit rough with the luggage, but at least the accommodations turn out to be swanky…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 32 – Initiation Night 1:02:52
    Having vowed to enter the networks to kill a Namesferatu, the crew is first treated to a reunion, rocked by a revelation, and subjected to the sorriest excuse for a Caesar this side of the Void Sea. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 31 – Fox in the Hole 1:28:28
    The crew sets some plans in motion. Celestine goes on a date while Crater and Rriot threaten a child… What? Don’t look at us like that. We’ve been saying 50% evil since the beginning…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 30 – Let The Meat Cake 1:16:55
    The Beefs stakeout begins! Rriot and Crater go snooping for information on The Orchestrator, while Celestine turns on the charm in an attempt to make lemons into lemonade.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 29 – Interesting Offers 1:24:24
    In order to help Teaspoon, the crew strikes up a deal to complete an impossible task. Crater receives an illuminating nocturnal visitation. Rriot convinces the boys to do something that promises to be at least 50 percent stupid.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 28 – False Starts 1:05:39
    As the crew looks for a way to help Teaspoon out of whatever predicament she’s in, they stumble across some revelations about the nature of their journey, and prove the truth of the age-old maxim: Everybody knows a Chrissy. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.  Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 27 – Sister Mary Viable 1:19:18
    After arriving in Paragaden to a…temperate welcome from J.D. Tective, the crew go exploring… starting with the hotel bar, where things quickly get sleazy. Rriot busts out yet another identity, while Crater busts a move on the dancefloor. The crew receive a reminder of why they came here to begin with.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, non consensual drug use.  Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 26 – Chemistry 1:22:38
    The crew continues to enjoy some much-needed down time as they await the drivers JD Tective sent to collect them. Celestine hits the books and reaches out to… an old friend? Crater… well, Crater lays in bed and plays with his new rod. Yup. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special thanks to to our returning guest, Noordin Ali Kadir. To learn more about him, check out the links below:https://noordinalikadir.carrd.co/ @WerewolfFeels on Twitter Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 25 – Loose Ends 1:26:10
    Skevinge is gone but there’s still promises to keep and scores to settle. The crew witness a miraculous recovery, attend a funeral, and dabble in some *light* regime change.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 24 – The Last Stand Part II 52:19
    The battle continues as Skevinge’s past comes back to haunt him… and everyone else. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, themes of abuse. [@32:33-34:13 ; 36:10-38:39] Additional music this episode by Alfred Vienneau. https://www.alfievienneau.com/ Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 23 – The Last Stand Part I 1:03:47
    At last, the battle against Skevinge begins. Celestine calls for help from the heavens, Crater decides that what goes up must come down, and Rriot gives the crew a crash course in owl handling… but… will it be enough to defeat the deadliest of Disasteroids…? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, themes of abuse. [@ 26:32] Additional music this episode by Alfred Vienneau. https://www.alfievienneau.com/ Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join at our $10 CAD tier for access to our talk-back show Recharge! Did you know that we have a mail club? Check our our tier "Temperance" for more info! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 22 – Must Be An Android Thing 1:19:10
    The hunt for Skevinge nears its end as the crew follows some expensive information toward Cransimmon Grove, where they expect to find their quarry, newly-modded and ready for a fight. When negotiations with a dinghy dealer get weird, Crater, Rriot, and Celestine prove that they will do literally anything to keep from playing truth or dare again.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 21 – Bad Vibes 1:31:02
     Accompanied by their pal-on-probation, Pacemaker, the crew sets out to find Skevinge. Along the way, Rriot is paid a visit by an old friend who offers her a diabolical deal, and Celestine relives a sombre memory.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 20 – Irrational Questions (ft. Noordin Ali Kadir) 1:09:40
    Special Guest Noordin Ali Kadir returns as Snowshoe to lead the crew through the digital network, where they hope to uncover some hidden weakness in Skevinge that they can use to their advantage. Follow the links below to find out more about all the amazing projects that our guest Noordin Ali is involved with.https://noordinalikadir.carrd.co/ @WerewolfFeels on TwitterContent warning: swearing, violence, drug use, explicit memory loss, themes of abuse. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

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  • Episode 19 – Snowshoe (ft. Noordin Ali Kadir) 1:13:50
    In order to get the upper hand on Skevinge, Crater must put aside (barely suppress) his feelings of betrayal (white hot rage) and accept help from an old (former) friend and his infuriatingly calm (cool - oh god, so cool) partner. With Special Guest Noordin Ali Kadir. Follow the links below to find out more about all the amazing projects that our guest Noordin Ali is involved with.  https://noordinalikadir.carrd.co/@WerewolfFeels on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, addiction. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 18 – Midmoss 1:17:05
    Crater returns home to Midmoss, and begins seeking out old contacts for help locating Skevinge. Rriot wears Celestine’s hat better than he does. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, addiction.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 17 – Pierce the Veil 1:23:52
    In the wake of some more disturbing PIP messages, the crew’s first night’s rest in the Cold Breaks is interrupted by another visit from the Arcana. The journey to Midmoss is slowed as some party members are forced to relive their past, while others begin to confront their future.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, allusions to abuse.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 16 – Bad Beat 1:10:35
    The crew has a high-stakes encounter with a certain recently disgraced former Riskotheque MC, out for revenge against those who wronged her. And Boy Baccarat came too. Hey, good for him. Nice that he’s getting out. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, addiction.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Join our mail club by becoming apart of our new tier "Temperance"! Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 15 – The Undercastle 1:16:58

    Crater comes back to himself as Garbazine leads the crew into the tunnels underneath the Solmizate Estate, where Rriot makes a lucrative discovery. Celestine works through some FEELINGS.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, mental health.

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  • Episode 14 – The Solmizate Estate 1:20:10

    Armed with fake identities, the crew gains entry to the most exclusive party in Viridescia. Rriot tries on a new look, Celestine gets some spiritual guidance, and Crater finds he doesn’t quite have the constitution for high society.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, mental health.

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  • Episode 13 – Party Hopping 1:36:55

    After some emotional brunch-time revelations, the crew goes party-hopping in an effort to locate someone who can teleport them to Midmoss, where they hope to find some justice for Effigy. Crater takes party-crashing literally, and the crew is treated to some unexpected celebrity sightings.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

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  • Episode 12 – Leftovers 1:16:30

    Rriot provides the crew some revelations about their mission and their Relic. Linger travels with them to Viridescia to get the comatose Effigy some medical attention. After a brief encounter with some gruff-looking gators, the crew attempts to turn an enemy into an ally the best way they know how… (It’s drugs. They use drugs.)Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

    Big thank you to Sara Thompson (mustangsart) for letting us use their Combat Wheelchair in this episode. Support them by following links to their social media below, and by checking out the new Combat Wheelchair V3.0.

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  • Episode 11 – The Will of a Fool 1:22:58

    The crew engages in a bloody battle with an old acquaintance of Rriot’s as he tries to kidnap the Suspended Temple’s seer, Effigy. In the midst of an ominous visitation, Celestine remembers things he shouldn’t know. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

    Big thank you to Sara Thompson (mustangsart) for letting us use their Combat Wheelchair in this episode. Support them by following links to their social media below, and by checking out the new Combat Wheelchair V3.0.

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  • Episode 10 – Let it Linger 1:22:40

    Guided by the handsomest monk this side of the Magnaquartz, the crew submits to the trials of the disorienting Blinkbrush, and find they are not the only travellers searching for the Suspended Temple. Rriot comes face to face with her past.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

    Big thank you to Sara Thompson (mustangsart) for letting us use their Combat Wheelchair in this episode. Support them by following links to their social media below, and by checking out the new Combat Wheelchair V3.0.

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  • Episode 9 – Boiling Frog 1:14:50

    Following the organ-harvesters’ map, the crew heads into the woods where they meet a new Daddy, an uncomfortable secret is revealed, and we learn Crater’s true feelings about frogs.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. 

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  • Episode 8 – Familiar Voices 1:14:22
    After another night of mysterious encounters in the digital network, the crew departs Aquakech in partnership with a fishnet-clad J.D. Tective. On the surface, the mystery deepens as the crew receives an impossible message. Celestine wanders down memory lane. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 7 – RATs 1:17:09
    After lightening their load, the crew returns to Aquakech with the official 4th member of the party, Mr. Burbles. They arrive only to be pinned down by J.D. Tective, who goes to some extreme measures to prove he’s not there to arrest them, but rather to enlist their help in solving a string of violent crimes. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 6 – 50 Percent Evil 1:22:16
    As the crew continue their search for lost samples and researchers, Aqualung invites himself into the party... and turns out to be shockingly useful. Content warning: swearing, violence, bugs, mild and brief body horror, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.  Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original

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  • Episode 5 – Scuffle at Sea Bottom 1:16:01

    Looking to balance their karma, the crew sets out into the ocean after agreeing to assist a distressed researcher in finding his lost samples… and also his friends… but mostly his samples.

    Content warning: swearing, violence, mild and brief body horror, drug use.

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  • Episode 4 – Leggs and Eggs 1:22:32

    On the way to Aquakech to deliver the goods, the crew take some RAT, meet the next champions of Colliders’ Got Aptitude, and consider forming a band themselves. Rriot runs into an old friend.

    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

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  • Episode 3 – Dream Superhighway 1:20:01

    On the run, and apparently into something they don’t understand, the crew try to lose their pursuers in the swamp, but end up stalled out on the lawn of a cranky old daddy.

    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.

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  • Episode 2 – All According to Plan 45:59

    The heist is on. The crew needs to shoot, smash, and chuck their way into the vault, grab what they came for and make an exit - even if that means 'making' an exit.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.

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  • Episode 1 – Welcome to Riskotheque 1:32:21

    An influencer, a drug dealer, and a cowboy walk into a casino… Stop me if you’ve heard this one...

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Planet Arcana

Planet Arcana is a science fantasy audio fiction, presented by two game runners, and built through a D&D 5e framework. The show will appeal to fans of actual play and audio drama alike. 
 
The world of Planet Arcana is rife with mystery, intrigue and crime and no answer is ever straightforward. What really happened at the Riskotheque casino? Who’s been stealing Android organs? And why? 
 
4000 years after a calamity known as the Big Oops, the world of Planet Arcana is a place of humans and androids, neon metropolises, sunken cities, phenomenal parties, paranormal oddities, and a pantheon of Major Arcana. 
 
An influencer, a drug dealer, and a cowboy walk into a casino, then into a vast mystery of science, magic, and Tarot-inspired gods. Three Fools on a simple quest to find a key, and open a box.


Co-Creators & DMs J Strautman and B Marsollier

Performed By J Strautman, B Marsollier, Peter Marsollier, Shaun Oldfield, and Skye Wallace

Editing, original music, and sound design by J Strautman


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Awards

Minnesota WebFest 2023 Official Selection 
Best Actual Play (D&D) 
More nominations TBA 

New Jersey WebFest 2023 Official Selection  
Nominated for the following: 

-Outstanding Actual Play (D&D) 
-Best Original Music 
-Best Editing 
-Best Game Masters 
-Best Player Characters  


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