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Season 9

  • 105: The Boulders 27:34


    Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.


    FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023

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    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

    REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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  • 104: The Easy Part Of The Hard Part 25:58

    Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?


    FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023

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    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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  • 103: The Hassle 24:48

    Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.


    FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023

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    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

    REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

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  • [INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me 8:51

    LYRICS:


    You would always search for being loved

    I wondered what that was about

    If you could keep your distance from me

    I think that that’s what I would do

    If I were you which clearly I am not

    If I were you which clearly I am not

    I’d keep my distance from me

    We can reverse our previous history

    You know


    You have such a penchant for leaving out

    All the details of the war

    And I could be kinder to you

    If I thought that’s what you deserved

    If I were you I would be ready with the sword

    If I were you which clearly I am not

    I’d keep my distance from me

    Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?


    I was found hiding out in

    Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

    Had I known you were sacred

    I would not

    Let you be tainted


    You would never overlook the message

    In the bottle on the shore

    I suspect there’s something in there

    That I don’t want you to read

    If I were you I would be careful with the words

    If I were you which clearly I am not

    I’d keep my distance from me

    The knowledge comes with volatility

    You know


    You can play the medic and tend to my wounds

    We’ll let the fever pass

    And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more

    If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch

    If I were you which clearly I am not

    I’d keep my distance from me

    Though I could use the company


    I was found hiding out in

    Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

    Had I known you were sacred

    I would not

    Let you be tainted


    I get carried away by the thought of old age

    Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days

    If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised


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    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

    I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place



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  • 102: The Timeline Backup 34:10

    [Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.


    CREDITS:

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    Ben Rowe as Felix


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    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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  • 101: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley 38:12

    [Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.


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    REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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  • 100: The Clipshow 27:43

    [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.


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  • [BONUS] The January Postcard Story: The Mikes & The Crows 16:17
    In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.   http://patreon.com/woe_begone      

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  • 99: The Bear Is Dead 31:17

    [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.


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  • 98: The Outpost Tavern Bar And Grill 31:20

    Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.


    CREDITS:

    Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

    Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

    Taylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar Patron


    CONCERT AUDIENCE/BACKROOM POKER PLAYERS:

    Taylor Michaels

    David Ault

    Moss

    Arson

    Ayne

    Elias

    Ceci

    Quinn Valentine

    Niki The Unicorn

    Pupperoo


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    REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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WOE.BEGONE

A mysterious and violent online game.

WOE.BEGONE is a weekly horror, sci-fi audio drama series about the nature of power and the implications of linear time.

Mike Walters comes across the insidious and deadly online ARG Woe.BEGONE. What initially began as a simple exploration of the game and the rumours surrounding it’s brutality turns in to a search for the technology that makes the game the reality bending game possible. Each episode has a unique soundtrack composed by creator and writer Dylan Griggs.

Show transcripts and individual episodes available here.


Written and performed by Dylan Griggs


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Think of something along the lines of Stephen King’s Word Processor of the Gods, or Master PC… One I’ve enjoyed, and I’ll be interested to see where it turns to next. 4 Stars”  Cambridge Geek


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Woe.BEGONE Official Website

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