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Season 10

115: Outside Tier One Episode 4: Continuous Correction 35:17

I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.

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[INTERMISSION XIX] Mockingbird 9:02

Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

LYRICS:

Naïve soul
You fell for it
I was worrying that
You would take
Me seriously
I’ll have to invent
An alibi.

What did it find in you?
What did it find in you
That I couldn’t find in you?
What did it find in you?
C’mon, tell me.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you?
Why was it trying to find you?
Did it confide in you?
C’mon, tell me.

Mythical beast
Found in the waterways
Clogging your arteries
You’re a machine to it
There was a time that
I thought that I could trust you
But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.

What did it find in you?
What did it find in you
That I couldn’t find in you?
What did it find in you?
C’mon, tell me.
What did it find in you?
What did it find in you?
Why was it trying to find you?
Did it confide in you?
C’mon, tell me.

Delicate thing
In this blistering heat
You’ll burn up.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

You showed up to be a conduit
I can tell you are aware of it
They’ve been praying to you
About praying to you
I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it
It’s not without it benefits
I have been praying to you
I have been praying for you

Don’t let it get to your head
if it hasn’t already yet
I don’t think that you can stand much more
Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.

Because stronger men than me
Have done the very thing
You’re doing now
And it was hard when we found out.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Lost and found
And duty bound
What did you find
When you went digging?
(The outline of a memory
A song to sing, an elegy
A palm to hold against my chest
The whole world’s over, what is left?
The outline of a memory
A figment of some dignity
A finger tracing distant tracks
I felt the world end, what is left?
That’s what I found when I went digging.)

There’s a mouth of a cave
That you showed me
Where they surrounded and
Then renamed you
There’s a place in
The back of your throat
That resonates now
I remember
It didn’t used to.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,
I created this sound and you were innocent,
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird
Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.
(The outline of a memory
A song to sing, an elegy
A palm to hold against my chest
The whole world’s over, what is left?
That’s what I found when I went digging)

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114: Maybe We’ll Remember Everything 26:58

All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point. [Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. One scene uses particularly visceral and wet sound effects. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Steve Anzalone as Eagle TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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113: Outside Tier One Episode 3: All Hands 32:03

I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.

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112: Kitchen Knife 34:02

All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.

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Taylor Michaels as Chance
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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111: Outside Tier One Episode 2: The Minnesota Cowboy 29:27

Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.

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110: The Keep Mike Alive Project 27:58

me me stinky boi

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Season 9

[INTERMISSION XVIII] The Grand Compound Easter Egg Hunt 12:54

Happy Easter Wednesday!

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Ben Rowe as Felix
Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe

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108: The Elephant And The Dog 1:05:28

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Aleksandr Batenko as Boris
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Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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107: The Posse 44:26

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The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.

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106: The Endangered Species 35:58

Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.

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105: The Boulders 27:34

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.

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104: The Easy Part Of The Hard Part 25:58

Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?

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103: The Hassle 24:48

Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.

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[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me 8:51

LYRICS:

You would always search for being loved
I wondered what that was about
If you could keep your distance from me
I think that that’s what I would do
If I were you which clearly I am not
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
We can reverse our previous history
You know

You have such a penchant for leaving out
All the details of the war
And I could be kinder to you
If I thought that’s what you deserved
If I were you I would be ready with the sword
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?

I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted

You would never overlook the message
In the bottle on the shore
I suspect there’s something in there
That I don’t want you to read
If I were you I would be careful with the words
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
The knowledge comes with volatility
You know

You can play the medic and tend to my wounds
We’ll let the fever pass
And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more
If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Though I could use the company

I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted

I get carried away by the thought of old age
Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days
If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised

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I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place

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102: The Timeline Backup 34:10

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

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101: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley 38:12

[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.

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100: The Clipshow 27:43

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.

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[BONUS] The January Postcard Story: The Mikes & The Crows 16:17

In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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99: The Bear Is Dead 31:17

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Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.

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98: The Outpost Tavern Bar And Grill 31:20

Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.

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Moss
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Quinn Valentine
Niki The Unicorn
Pupperoo

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Season 8

[INTERMISSION XVI] Recommended Products & Services 10:36

Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait? TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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[BONUS] The Ty Betteridge New Year’s Eve Office Party 8:10

Happy New Year!

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Episode 96: Do You Want To Be Powerful? 51:28

What if he does know something important? What if I do?

[Warning: This episode contains violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Michelle Kan as Marissa
Kevin Berrey as Ryan
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95: Who Taught Michael About Chessboxing? 23:14

This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?

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94: Why Did Everyone Physically Recoil? 28:10

...Did I say something wrong?

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93: Did Someone Go Rogue Again? 25:50

Is this an emergency or not?

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Episode 92: Am I Dead? 26:24

Ed Man? M-Dawg?

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:
20:42 - 20:50

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTER

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Episode 91: Do You Trust Me? 31:19

I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?

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[INTERMISSION XV] Dogs (Until Now) 8:39

Season 8 continues next week.

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Lyrics:

Lately I’ve
been dreaming my
tongue was swollen,
bitten, eaten out,
oh, but they were kind,
they left me with my
eyes, soft and closed
and moving,
generating movies,
a shame to go to waste
if there’s nothing I can say.
If you’d like to be replaced,
we can replace you.

I was holding out,
you were managing your doubt
so well until now,
so well until now,
but I was holding out,
you were managing your doubt
so well until now,
oh, well until later,
but I won’t control my fast cascading temper
forever.

Were the trees shivering?
Or are you hiding in them?
Makeshift shelter
for inclement weather,
an eye in the sky over my head,
or are you leaving me for dead?
Frost forming out here
while I search,
light pouring in the corners
illuminates my breath,
dissolves every circumstance.

If you’d like to be replaced,
you could’ve fooled me.

I was holding out,
shelter held under the clouds
so well until now,
so well until now,
I was holding out,
shelter held under clouds
so well until now,
oh well, rebuild later,
but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber
forever.

Call off the dogs,
call off the knocks,
I know you sent them,
I could use a little privacy,
call off the ambulance,
call off the avalanche,
you know I give into my paranoia easily.

Where are you going?

I know it’s you at my door
and I know what you want.

I was holding out,
checking locks and standing ground,
so well until now,
so well until now,
I was holding out,
so well until now,
checking locks and standing ground,
oh well, you’ll find me later,
but I can’t control my finger on the button
forever.

Call off the dogs,
call off the knocks,
call off the search for answers,
call off the graceless fruitless chase,
call off the dogs.

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90: Are You Ready To Go? 26:06

No, really, who are you?

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89: Am I Going To Die? 25:08

What did you do to me?

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88: Which One Are You? 25:48

What if it isn't simple?

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87: Have You Considered Going Home? 29:02

How many years until you and he…?

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86: Do You Want To Try To Save Him? 22:57

What are you getting up to, exactly?

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Season 7

[INTERMISSION XIV] Moonlighting 9:41

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

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This is my first night
moonlighting as a walking stick
so forgive me if I start to break
in the moments you are frail
I will try my best to be
more than just a mirror

Trying as I might
having other goals
splitting up my time
apologies if I
wasn’t meant to bear
weight as great as this
for very long

I was not enough
to stop our bulky baskets
from falling in the river

I was not enough
to stop out lazy futures
from ticking away
inside our heads

modicum of salt
spread on the ground
thought that you would flinch
but you didn’t
terror in the eyes
terra firma now
I think that I’m why
the plants aren’t growing

and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing
but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands
because I needed one to steady up my body
battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win
until I sink into the permafrost again

I was not enough
to salvage every vessel
with rations meant to fill us up
I was not enough
to demand a permanent end
to the breeze that threw us off

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84: Panther 51:55

We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...

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Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.

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83: Ride 29:48

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

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83: Ride 29:48

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

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82: Digging 25:07

Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.

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81: Partners 27:34

We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.

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80: Sunday 27:13

Even a cowboy misses sometimes.

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79: Mutiny 27:36

You never stop by to see how we're doing.

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[INTERMISSION XIII] Actual Advertisements 11:00

Real products and services for your real life.

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78: Axe 31:39

Our imaginations are worse than the truth.

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77: Oubliette 23:36

Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.

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67: Mustardseed 31:08

I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.

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75: Interview 24:44

I feel like we ended up back at square one.

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74: Symbiosis 35:36

I am about to do something to you that I regret.

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73: August 24:35

I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.

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71: studies. 25:11

I see him like that when I close my eyes.

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Season 6

72: council. 52:04

Have we reached an agreement?
Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.

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68: relief 27:43

we're on vacation.

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67: ramifications. 31:50

It didn't hurt.

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[INTERMISSION XI] hoarfrost. 9:10

Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week. Lyrics: I’m not afraid Of the endless days, One eye open as I float along The surface keeping guard, And I hope I’m wrong That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon And I wonder what it is you see A core beyond the pageantry. At this point I might be A relegated curiosity An oddity from your past Would you look at me? "Would you look at that!" Hoarfrost in the morning Surely some must die Freezing over overnight But I’ll donate my warmth and My hands will keep you safe The cold will wither while we wait But surely some must die But surely some must die But surely some must die How do they handle it? But surely some must die But surely some must die How do I handle it? You are casting shadows with your blood, I see them when I plunge, If I can smell you in the ocean, Then they can smell you in the ocean, Eliminate the feeble consciousness That gave me confidence to kill, Instinct over will, Diamond against diamond you are Mercifu,l I will Grab you in my jaws to hold you. I will grab you in my jaws to hold you, But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you. TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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66: bruno. 23:39

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65: double knot. 28:45

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64: uninhabited. 26:58

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63: hunger. 31:49

you protest with whatever you have.

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62: high seas. 24:49

ahoy there!

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61: letters. 31:00

I hope you're reading this.

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Season 5

[INTERMISSION X] 2058: Another Predictive Text Adventure 26:12

Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"

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60: Ready To Die 1:00:10

Are you ready?
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59: Post-Mortem 28:09

Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.

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58: Forget 26:38

Ornery.
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57: The Ty Betteridge Data Operation 36:01

There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.

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56: Sweet Dreams 23:29

Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!

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55: The Surprise Field Trip 22:44

Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.

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[INTEMISSION IX] Infinitesimality 7:38

I was fond of telling you
anything that you would tell me to

I can tell where anything is buried
notches in a forked branch
can’t you see
the dowsing is pointing me
collecting underground
filling in and filing out
right into the leaves
obfuscating holes in ground

looking up from the trap that you set
let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished it

knowing I could find you anywhere
I took a souvenir
and I got out of there
knowing I could find you anywhere
made it easy to forget
who I used to be when I said
what I meant

I thought that once I mourned it would be gone
but I was wrong
it stretches to the forest I came out of
weathered any storm in those trees
comfort from the infinitesimality
that clings to me

now without you
it all falls apart

not above dealing damage myself I
cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry

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54: Connectivity 30:48

It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.

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53: O.V.E.R. Mike 24:24

You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!

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52: Calculating 25:51

This New Math is starting to get out of hand.

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51: Corrections, Corrections 19:25

We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.

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50: Propagation & Consolidation 34:48

Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America. [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.] PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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49: The Princess Daffodil Experiment 25:39

It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.

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Season 4

[INTERMISSION VIII] Brought To You By… 9:22

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48: We have the bear and the birdsong. 41:10

Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.

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47: We take charge of our destiny. 26:33

Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.

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46: Information sent backwards through time tends to propagate backwards through time. 24:02

Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.

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45: I wonder what it is about that place. 24:59

Mike's back.

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44: You turn into me. Remember that. 25:43

Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...

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43: Life will be difficult and you won’t remember why. 29:08

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[INTERMISSION VII] 2040: A Predictive Text Adventure 23:30

An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.

WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week.

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42: Absence makes the heart grow fond. 23:06

Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.
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41: That’s not who I am. 23:04

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40: I am terrified that I am going to live forever. 27:31

Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.

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39: We are going to buy ourselves some time. 26:01

Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?

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38: That’s what I get for being a psychic. 25:35

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37: Again. 25:51

Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.

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Season 3

36: Respite 23:32

Where am I?

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35: Safehouse 25:15

Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.

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34: Very Good 25:50

Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking.
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33: Woebegone 26:57

Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies.

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32: Glacier 27:24

Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls?

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31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed 24:54

We're getting out of here, come hell or high water.
[Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]

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1:36-1:45
15:21-15:28
15:32-15:38
15:51-15:56
16:18-16:25
16:47-16:53

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[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass 9:03

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Lyrics:
I was hoping you would
ignore the faultlines
and pass over the flags
that say who I am
so I built us a nest
a soft enclosure
I was painted glass
I was born when you were

(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)

And I would hate to be the one
stuck in past, lost in his tracks
and I would hate to be the one
groveling for a second glance

but I could even rival that
and I have grown so spiteful that
even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down
that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground

it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know
a towering over you
I am full of age, I am coming for you
hoping you are stronger than I’m used to
it was silent death until the silence broke
until the tongue broke through the teeth I know
it was not hard to make myself known
over feet of sediment and soil
so we plant ourselves where we always did
so we’d always be here for it
if I witness much, let me witness this
a terrible idea, I admit

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30: Punished 27:56

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...

Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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29: Digital Witness 26:56

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably.

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28: The Flinchite 27:31

Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel.

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27: Hey, Hunter! It’s Mike Walters. 24:00

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26: Chance and Shadow 26:24

Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me.

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25: Security (Not Responding) 27:32

What's on the other side of the wall?

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Season 2

24: The Infiltration Of 116E 29:18

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.
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23: I Have Been To The Future 28:36

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.
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22: Wink Wink 24:08

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21: Injury Sommelier 27:38

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!
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20: King of WOE.BEGONE 24:25

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate...
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19: Marissa Ng 24:12

Who’s down for an all-nighter?
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The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World 11:17

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week.

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18: You Can Call Me “VOLUNTEER” 30:04

Or Al, if I can call you Betty. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the antidote. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, and Kevin Berry for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g

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17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C 27:22

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.
[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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16: Somebody’s Prize 26:00

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15: The Bear 26:04

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.]

There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.

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14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley 23:53

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.

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13: O.V.E.R. 31:18

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.

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Season 1

[INTERMISSION II] And Now, a Word From Our Sponsors 8:00

And now, a word from our sponsors.

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REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation 18:32

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12: Clearance 24:07

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.

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11: This Is Only Temporary 25:49

Roadtrip!

[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]

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10: Tell-All 30:52

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.

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9: Trailhead 24:29

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]

The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.

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8: Limited Hangout 28:08

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.

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7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics 29:54

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.

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[INTERMISSION] Hallowed 9:58

A song with some familiar themes.

I was never giving in
I was never giving up
I was never

I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
a trick to make the holy stay inside
sirens made a mess of what I found
so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground
so neighbors don’t report what they have heard
even those without belief keep their heads down
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground

I’m still here
Sterilized and hoping
That if I am a wound
I’m not the type to ever heal.

I have found
the worst will drag us down
but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve
and I have found
that if you’re gonna drown
it’s best to hold your breath
starting now.

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6: ONCE.wav 33:54

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?

The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.

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5: Takesies Backsies 31:15

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]

Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.

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4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple 26:34

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.

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3: It’s Just A Pig 24:14

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship! There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can write another song about a train. Those are always the best songs. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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2: Reverse Phantom Pain 23:16

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]

I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.

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1: Participant Observation 15:19

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
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Extras

109: Outside Tier One Episode 1: Mike Walters 27:33

Stay safe.

CREDITS:
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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The 24 Hour 100th Episode Celebration Livestream Starts Today! 52

I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you.
Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there!

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97: They Did Us Dirty 23:15

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.

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The Satellite Base Gift Givin’ Spectacular 6:10

Happy Holidays.

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[BONUS] Movies With Michael Episode 1 – Paul Blart Mall Cop 22:26

Happy holidays! Movies With Michael is a movie discussion podcast starring Michael Walters and featuring guests... mostly other Mikes. If you like the show, considering supporting WOE.BEGONE on patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
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[BONUS] WOE.BEGONE Beats To Work/Sleep/Study To 49:32

a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays

available on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon

1. waking up earlier every day
2. how to play woe.begone online for free
3. where my thoughts escaping
4. hoping i was all alone
5. possum
6. kristin in black sharpie
7. tell the resting lion to roll over
8. "drive careful" as your mother would say
9. the american bison
10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep

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NINE II MIDNIGHT – The Horrors of Our Dreams 1:02:34

It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

CREDITS:

WOE.BEGONE
"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.
CW: gore, animal death
Website: www.woebegonepod.com
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OUT OF THE ASHES
“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.
CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore
Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com
_________________________
THE NIGHT POST
"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg
CW: animal peril, drowning
Website: nightpostpod.com

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NOWHERE, ON AIR
“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)
CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.
Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co
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HELL GATE CITY
“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.
CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids
Website: www.hellgatecity.com
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THE STORAGE PAPERS
“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).
Music credits available in the transcript.
CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)
Website: www.thestoragepapers.com

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NINE II MIDNIGHT – Terrors of the Real World 1:02:34

It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

CREDITS:

MALEVOLENT
“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.
CW: insects, gore
Malevolent
Website: www.malevolent.ca
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THE CELLAR LETTERS
“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster
CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds
Website: www.thecellarletters.com
_________________________

WAKE OF CORROSION
“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.
CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language
Website: wakeofcorrosion.com
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THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO
“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).
CWs: fire, home invasion
Website: www.somewhereohio.com
_________________________
THE TOWN WHISPERS
“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers
CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets
Website: www.thetownwhispers.com
_________________________
PARKDALE HAUNT
“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.
Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.
CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion
Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com

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The First Annual WOE.BEGONE Halloween Campfire Extravaganza 26:29

Mikey, Mike, and Michael sit around the campfire, play some tunes, and tell some scary stories in the woods. Happy Halloween.
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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2022 18:11

When Dorian goes on a ghost tour in the abandoned town of Wolford, they see more than they ever wanted to see.
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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network! 2:07

Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE. In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.

If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it.

To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special.

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85: Is This What’s Really Going On? 28:43

Are you ready to come back? I HAVE BEEN TO THE FUTURE: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future RQ REDBUBBLE: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/34754836-rq-network-woebegone TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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NINE II MIDNIGHT – Prologue 8:19

On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:
Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake Of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.
See you then.

The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie
Guest starring Alexander Newall
Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:
Harlan Guthrie
Rat Grimes
Jeremy Enfinger
Nathan Lunsford
Rae Lundberg
Jess Syratt
Shaun Pellington
Kevin Berrey
Dylan Griggs
Vincent C. Davis
Alex Nursall
Emily Kellogg
Jamie Petronis
Cole Weavers

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TRAILER: Episode 84, Available 9/21 2:18

The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Patronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.

Available now on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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The All Vocal WOE.BEGONE Album, “I Have Been To The Future” Is Available Now On Bandcamp! 1:25

If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself. The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet. So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday. BANDCAMP: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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BONUS: Friends of WOE.BEGONE: Ostium Episode 1 – Population Zero 27:10

Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.
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[INTERMISSION XII] The Diary Of Aliza Schultz – Tiger On A Waterbed 19:54

We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.

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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Season 1 Trailer 2:16

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself.

Listen to season 1 of The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you listen to podcasts. Season 2 coming soon.

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70: base. 26:28

new recruits.

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69: circumstances. 29:25

Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.

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WOE.BEGONE Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network! 2:43

Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.

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BONUS: Patreon Sampler! 1:30:40

Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

Timestamps:
Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00
The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48
December Q&A: 28:58
COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36
Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19

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Nine To Midnight 1:35:20

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.

Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:

Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)
WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)
Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)
The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)
The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)
The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)
Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)
Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.

8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.

16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.

27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.
CW: Violence, injury

35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.
CW: Death, drowning

44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.

52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.
Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).
CW: Discussion of murder and suicide

1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.

1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.

1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.
Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).
Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).
Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado
https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259

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The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses 13:14

Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted.

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum) 10:18

WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure.

PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Lyrics:
Walking home I am a little tired
you would mistake me for anyone

It was a heavenly body before I was anything
I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me
in a desperate hum
I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)

I was saying
the decline
was coming shortly
I can not predict the future
but I’m not trying
oh I’m not trying

I mean do you really have to wonder
what kind of person gets in so far?
The sky was streaked with anger
across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that
always ready to finish
dispossessed from an ending
I swear is near

It’s a miracle
transcended on the floor
where the dirt is
I am having too much
fun with it
I’m supposed to be serious

spilling out an infection into open wounds
the bark of a tree to cure what ails
I never intended to defend myself
I gave it what it wants and that was it
I gave it what it wants
and that was it.

I mean do you really have to wonder
what kind of person gets in so far?
The sky was streaked with anger
across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that
always ready to finish
dispossessed from an ending
I swear is near

Walking home I am a little tired
you would mistake me for anyone.

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TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!) 2:35

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.
The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .
PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
WEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COM
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads! 9:05

Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors.

If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC.

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TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com
PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone
MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel 4:36

This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks.

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TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory 2:38

This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.

If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing.

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WOE.BEGONE

A mysterious and violent online game.

WOE.BEGONE is a weekly horror, sci-fi audio drama series about the nature of power and the implications of linear time.

Mike Walters comes across the insidious and deadly online ARG Woe.BEGONE. What initially began as a simple exploration of the game and the rumours surrounding it’s brutality turns in to a search for the technology that makes the game the reality bending game possible. Each episode has a unique soundtrack composed by creator and writer Dylan Griggs.

Show transcripts and individual episodes available here.

Written and performed by Dylan Griggs

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