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  • WOE.BEGONE Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network! 2:43

    Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.


    TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod

    PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

    ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz

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    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD



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  • BONUS: Patreon Sampler! 1:30:40

    Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . 


    Timestamps:

    Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00

    The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48

    December Q&A: 28:58

    COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34

    The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36

    Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19



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    ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz

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    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

    REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE

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  • Nine To Midnight 1:35:20

    On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.


    Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:


    Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)

    WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)

    Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)

    The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)

    The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)

    The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)

    The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)

    Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)

    Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)



    CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS


    CW: General horror, swearing throughout


    Produced by Harlan Guthrie

    Master edit by Harlan Guthrie


    'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

    Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey. 


    8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.


    16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE. 


    27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.

    CW: Violence, injury


    35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.

    CW: Death, drowning


    44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.


    52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

    Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.

    Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

    CW: Discussion of murder and suicide


    1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.


    1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air. 


    1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.

    Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).

    Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

    Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado

    https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259



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  • The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses 13:14

    Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one. 


    The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted. 


    PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 



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  • [INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum) 10:18

    WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure. 


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    Lyrics:

    Walking home I am a little tired

    you would mistake me for anyone


    It was a heavenly body before I was anything

    I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me

    in a desperate hum

    I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)


    I was saying

    the decline

    was coming shortly

    I can not predict the future

    but I’m not trying

    oh I’m not trying


    I mean do you really have to wonder

    what kind of person gets in so far?

    The sky was streaked with anger

    across the middle like a scar


    and I was living wrong with that

    always ready to finish

    dispossessed from an ending

    I swear is near


    It’s a miracle

    transcended on the floor

    where the dirt is

    I am having too much

    fun with it

    I’m supposed to be serious


    spilling out an infection into open wounds

    the bark of a tree to cure what ails

    I never intended to defend myself

    I gave it what it wants and that was it

    I gave it what it wants

    and that was it.


    I mean do you really have to wonder

    what kind of person gets in so far?

    The sky was streaked with anger

    across the middle like a scar


    and I was living wrong with that

    always ready to finish

    dispossessed from an ending

    I swear is near


    Walking home I am a little tired

    you would mistake me for anyone.



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  • TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!) 2:35

    The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts. 

    The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

    PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone

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    WEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COM

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  • [INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads! 9:05

    Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors. 


    If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC. 


    Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show.

    TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com

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    MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

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  • TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel 4:36

    This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . 


    The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks. 



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  • TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory 2:38

    This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.


    If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing. 



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WOE.BEGONE

A mysterious and violent online game.

WOE.BEGONE is a weekly horror, sci-fi audio drama series about the nature of power and the implications of linear time.

Mike Walters comes across the insidious and deadly online ARG Woe.BEGONE. What initially began as a simple exploration of the game and the rumours surrounding it’s brutality turns in to a search for the technology that makes the game the reality bending game possible. Each episode has a unique soundtrack composed by creator and writer Dylan Griggs.

Show transcripts and individual episodes available here.


Written and performed by Dylan Griggs


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Think of something along the lines of Stephen King’s Word Processor of the Gods, or Master PC… One I’ve enjoyed, and I’ll be interested to see where it turns to next. 4 Stars”  Cambridge Geek


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