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  • [INTERMISSION XIV] Moonlighting 9:41

    Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.


    LYRICS:


    This is my first night

    moonlighting as a walking stick

    so forgive me if I start to break

    in the moments you are frail

    I will try my best to be

    more than just a mirror


    Trying as I might

    having other goals

    splitting up my time

    apologies if I

    wasn’t meant to bear

    weight as great as this

    for very long


    I was not enough

    to stop our bulky baskets

    from falling in the river


    I was not enough

    to stop out lazy futures

    from ticking away

    inside our heads


    modicum of salt

    spread on the ground

    thought that you would flinch

    but you didn’t

    terror in the eyes

    terra firma now

    I think that I’m why

    the plants aren’t growing


    and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing

    but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands

    because I needed one to steady up my body

    battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win

    until I sink into the permafrost again


    I was not enough

    to salvage every vessel

    with rations meant to fill us up

    I was not enough

    to demand a permanent end

    to the breeze that threw us off  


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  • 84: Panther 51:55

    We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

    1:49

    1:53

    3:00

    8:13-8:19

    30:45 - 30:52

    35:33 - 35:47

    38:28 - 38:34

    41:42 - 41:28


    Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.


    CREDITS:

    Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    Jamie Petronis as Matt

    Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar


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  • 83: Ride 29:48

    Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.


    [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]



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  • 83: Ride 29:48

    Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.


    [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]



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  • 82: Digging 25:07

    Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.


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  • 81: Partners 27:34

    We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.


    [Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge



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  • 80: Sunday 27:13

    Even a cowboy misses sometimes.


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  • 79: Mutiny 27:36

    You never stop by to see how we're doing.


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  • [INTERMISSION XIII] Actual Advertisements 11:00

    Real products and services for your real life.


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  • 78: Axe 31:39

    Our imaginations are worse than the truth.


    LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

    2:18- 2:23

    8:04 - 8:10

    12:14 - 12:26

    24:14 - 24:16

    24:56 - 24:59


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  • 77: Oubliette 23:36

    Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.


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  • 67: Mustardseed 31:08

    I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.


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  • 75: Interview 24:44

    I feel like we ended up back at square one.


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  • 74: Symbiosis 35:36

    I am about to do something to you that I regret.


    [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains sudden loud noises, the timestamps for which are in the description.]


    LOUD NOISES TIMESTAMPS:


    24:39 - 24:43

    25:45 - 25:48

    27:45 - 27:46


    CREDITS:

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge


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  • 73: August 24:35

    I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.


    [WARNING: This episode contains gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    Loud Noises Timestamps:

    14:14 - 14:19

    21:25 - 21:32

    23:20 - 23:26


    CREDITS:

    Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

    Harry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as Bill

    Nathan Lunsford as the TV Reporter


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  • 71: studies. 25:11

    I see him like that when I close my eyes.


    [Warning: this episode contains graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


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WOE.BEGONE

A mysterious and violent online game.

WOE.BEGONE is a weekly horror, sci-fi audio drama series about the nature of power and the implications of linear time.

Mike Walters comes across the insidious and deadly online ARG Woe.BEGONE. What initially began as a simple exploration of the game and the rumours surrounding it’s brutality turns in to a search for the technology that makes the game the reality bending game possible. Each episode has a unique soundtrack composed by creator and writer Dylan Griggs.

Show transcripts and individual episodes available here.


Written and performed by Dylan Griggs


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